Well, I wish I was in Michigan today for my sissy Bethany Henri's 24th birthday. That means you've been diabetic now for 20 years about, and you are getting it down good now, lol… and it's your last birthday as an unmarried woman. You only have 1 year left before your car insurance rates go down, and that just reminds me that I'll be 34 in October. Now I am finding all the humiliating birth pictures, including the one where our brother Paul rejected you instantaneously and the relationship has never changed ever, ha ha. Beth's mood can still be found in her birth pictures, lol. Cranky pants.
Originally posted on Facebook on July 28, 2014.
