From Facebook: Jason left Michigan saying he loved the tap water.

From Facebook: Jason left Michigan saying he loved the tap water. — cover

Jason left Michigan saying he loved the tap water. I kept telling him that nothing compares to the Detroit-area tap water. I said it's a combination of Jimmy Hoffa, along with all the drugs and other bodies that makes it so delicious. In reality, plus obnoxious amounts of sulfur, that recipe is what Florida water actually tastes like.

Originally posted on Facebook on September 5, 2018.