My mom is security at MGM Grand in Detroit and she told me yesterday that they had to escort a man out of the casino that she just watch wank off at a slot machine while staring up at a security camera, proceeded to pull his hand out of his pants and her partner announced on the radio that "he's currently smelling his wiener juice" and she watched him proceed to wipe it on a couple slot machines. The stories I hear from my mom all the time… I think this one is the best! Though, you will think twice about using that slot machine and then rubbing your eyes or nose. Yucko!!
Originally posted on Facebook on January 22, 2012.
