This is how I freestyle in 5 minutes – My System Stats

Published on: Nov 10, 2014 @ 4:58 – 
Sometimes I like to sit back in silence and think of interesting ways to sum up me that only certain people can understand.  I like to have fun with putting creative spins on things, so here goes. Nobody can copy this it’s my original 5 minute work of art, lol.
This should amuse any IT folk.
Externally, I’m just as good looking as a Linux or Unix GUI (graphical user interface a.k.a. “Desktop” lol) like Ubuntu. I’m ok, but I’m not looking like Windows 8 or 10.  I’m moderate.  But like any good Linux system, I work better than a Windows system with way fewer crashes.  I have yet to experience a blue screen of death.  I may freeze, I may end processes abruptly, but no blue screen of death.  However, I make sure I send reports on my condition, lol.  I am not susceptible to viruses, except once every 5 years and I have very few vulnerabilities to exploit.  I did recently have a virus that sent me into disrepair though for about 5 weeks, so I know how it feels 🙂  I am extremely user-friendly to those that don’t abuse me and open up processes that allow me to be infected with bad things.  I never shut down.  I never restart.  My system runs 24/7 and rarely do I go into sleep mode. (ha ha I love that one).  Sometimes other people have to debug me.  It’s a line by line process of elimination.  Few are capable, but I know one person who can.
About one week a month I enter power saving mode.  That week of the month is any female processors time to shut the fuck up and not speak a word because it just gets us in trouble, lol. I also spend lots of time thinking and sleeping and making up for all lost time taken by my own CPU.  My mind consists of an advanced graphics processing unit (GPU).  My eyes are the best viewfinders on the planet.  Who needs a camera, except to freeze a memory in time.  My viewfinders are cable of setting their sights on the right subject.  That subject is then my focus.  I appreciate that subject, I value it, and I hold onto it in my quadrillion terabyte hard drive upstairs in my skull.
Sometimes I have memory leaks.  Like tonight, a memory leak caused me to stay up all night and dwell on these thoughts. Naturally they harm my other thought processes and prevent me from doing what I need to do because they just overwhelm the system.   My CPU is a cross between something human and something advanced.  Probably an alien.  Who knows.  I do frequently have to have my power supply replaced because sometimes I just burn up.   My system will never lag though.  If you are smart enough, you’ll catch on to memory leaks, viruses, spyware, and problems with the system returning from the sleep state. The most important piece of advice: Always take care of a system, don’t abuse it, and never apply automatic updates.  Updates are applied only as needed 🙂  This system has a built on ultra HD camera with viewfinders (nice looking eyes I hear) that match no other. My viewfinder can see directly into anyone’s soul despite any faux facade they are putting up.  I may still snap pictures of what I see and hold them in my hard drive up north called my brain. My CPU (brain) is evolving.  By time you figure out all the bugs and flaws my system has, I hope that earning the right to use the system is all worth it!!
So there… those are my creative qualities 🙂