Published on: Oct 27, 2014 @ 0:09 – 
I do have some OCD traits in my brain.  I won’t deny that, lol.  At the very least there are several things that will drive me insane.  I work endlessly, have for years to banish bots, certain countries, proxies, tor browsers, whatever that is rogue from accessing my website.  My fan base is slim.  You either live in Florida, Michigan, California, Saudi Arabia, and a few spotty places around the country and world.  I figured i’d throw Saudi Arabia out there because for some reason I have a huge base in the arabian peninsula, lol.  For some reason, which I have yet to figure out.  I find that hilarious.  Of all places.  If I get a *ding ding* on my phone every night at 7:30, that means I got my daily report of of a rogue bot who escaped through my configurations to block them (Bing is good at pissing me off), or someone has accessed my site using anonymizing proxy servers (which most of the time cannot hide a users real identity), and well, if you are using a Tor browser, they generally make it pretty obvious. Only dummies think they can totally hide from detection 🙂  Go me.
If anyone wants to aggravate the bejesus out of me, just hit my website 50 times during the day using any method, duckduckgo, access my pages via a cached link so as to hide behind a Google proxy, pinterest, try to access login and registration pages, or any other IP that isn’t actually legitimate.  I have to manually go in and add IP’s and user agents to my block list, so by all means, help me build my block list.
I don’t know anybody in the Netherlands, China, France, Russia, South America, Mexico, North Korea, Iran, and any other countries on my axis of evil, and anybody from the UK just gets an automatic IP block.  I’m smart enough to know when we are using Chrome on version 37.xxxx, or Firefox version 32.xxxx and IE 9 or 10 that if my ding includes a user-agent string that contains Firefox v.6 or pCurl, python, Chrome 28, or others, it’s not legitimate.  I also know that user agents are often fake or spoofing other user agents.
Some of my less fortunate readers (just kidding) use Mac products including iPhones.  I know the latest versions of those and keep track.  For real, I’m not that popular, if snoopy’s have to check up on me it don’t ever fool me.  But then I know some people do it purely just to piss me off, lol.  But I’m a very methodical thinker.  I systematically from the top down analyze analytics to ban people.  I don’t stalk my website and if there are no *dings* on my phone with no report (usually rarely get a report, but I get bouts of activity on and off) I don’t even look at stats.  But I collect rogue IP’s and submit them to blacklists online too.  So go ahead, test me, lol.  Have fun too.
Now I can get back to cleaning peanut butter off of the walls, that which my two girls decided to use as their favorite color paint while on dad’s time.  Why not, this morning Caitlyn busted a full huge jar of Smuckers strawberry jam on the kitchen tiles… they just had to take out my peanut butter with it later on.  It figures 🙂  How was that for a couple lines of gossip for the night?  I should rant about peanut butter more and how cleaning it with no Dawn dish soap is literally impossible… but I figured the proxy stuff aggravated me more 🙂  Yes, weird thought process, ha ha.  Cleaning is nothing.
And oh joy… it’s parent-teacher conference week 🙂  Caitlyn’s will be interesting.  She hisses at her classmates, punches boys, and she’s only a team player (which apparently is actually bad in Kindergarten!)… I can’t wait.  I know she is smart though.
And seriously, it’s Halloween almost?  That means Christmas stuff in about 2-3 weeks.  It’s still almost 90 here during the day.  This time last year I had very bad pica caused by my blood issues, did nothing but eat homemade sugar free/fat free italian lemon ice.  That is ALL I ate.  How I survived it, remains a mystery.  I actually had to have it, no questions asked.  I consumed on average probably 4 lemons a day, squeezed by hand.  Blood issues mess up your whole system.  Thankfully I haven’t had to have ice like that since December of last year when treatments resumed.  Now I just don’t ever eat 🙂 lol